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Jun24

Having Fun In Summer School

Lakers fans, this is a test. This is only a test. I’m teaching blogging in Virginia Tech summer school in beautiful Blacksburg, where the sky looks like it’s wrapped in blue cellophane.

I’m sitting here with Millie Alspaugh and Ryan Arnold and Jonathan Merryman and Hannah So. They are all excellent students of media writing here in Blacksburg, Va. The classroom is cool. Literally. Temperature-controlled. 

I found a  new blues band, and this is no lie. It’s named Labron Lazenby and the LA 3 (not to be confused with my son’s band, Groova Scape).

How cool is that? Sadly, it wasn’t named after me.

On a side note, Ryan Arnold says this class is HPV free, for today.

Jonathan says he is celebrating one month on his beard.

Millie says she is celebrating her mom’s birthday today. Her mom is 35, Millie claims. Her mom’s name is Patricia Alspaugh. 

 

There really is a guy named Labron Lazenby. He lives in Tennessee. Great sounds.

Jonathan reminds the public, especially the drivers, to be careful at crosswalks.

Jun13

Fisher — Sidekick To The Greatest Grocery Guy Who Ever Lived

Damn, he was one lonely boy. Ambition will do that to you.

I was speaking to a group of high school kids last year and trying to give them a little bit of an idea about Kobe Bryant.

I asked how many of them had jobs. Several hands shot up. One kid was 17 and had just started working at a grocery store.

I asked him to imagine going into work that afternoon and announcing to your bosses and co-workers that you may be just 17 but you plan on being the greatest grocery store worker who ever lived.

Imagine telling them that you’re just 17 but you have plans on one day running not just the grocery store, but the entire chain of grocery stores.

Imagine telling them, “I just want to be the man.”
And to make that happen, you’re going to stay extra hours after work each day, practicing so that you can get faster at bagging the groceries and running the cash register. You’re going to walk through the aisles after work memorizing the thousands of products and studying late at night for ways to make them sell faster.

You are going to work insane hours to be the world’s greatest grocery guy.

Not only that, but you’re going to invite your older co-workers to stay overtime with you, to work for free to get better and better at what they do.

I asked the young student how he thought the co-workers would respond. He gave me a blank, sort of stunned look.

That, I explained, was how 17-year-old Kobe Bryant had approached the Los Angeles Lakers in 1996-97.

It didn’t take long, of course, before Bryant was alienated from his teammates. Some of them soon came to express a hatred for him. Raw ambition will do that for you.

The Kobe Bryant I got to know was this pretty miserable person. He told me he was determined to be the greatest. He knew he was going to be, but he just didn’t know how it was going to happen.

They laughed at him behind his back, derided him and despised him. As veteran teammate Rick Fox explained to me, the older players saw Kobe as the punk kid in the school cafeteria who was trying to jump ahead of them in the lunch line. They spent their time thinking of ways to teach him a lesson.

If nothing else, the rest of the team bonded together in their dislike for this arrogant young guy.

All of them except for one.

Derek Fisher was a rookie with Kobe Bryant, but Fisher was already 22, having put in four years of hard work at the University of Arkansas-Little Rock.

When I first met Fish, he was young, open-faced, and honest, with a maturity that extended far beyond his years.

“Really,” Fish told me, “we should all be the way Kobe is. We should all be working as hard as possible to be the best we can be, to make this team the best it can be.”

Still, he didn’t know quite what to make of Bryant. And Bryant, who had quickly learned not to trust anyone, was wary of him too.

Bryant, though, had a pretty simple way of looking at the world. He gauged those around him based on how hard they were willing to work.

It didn’t take Bryant long to notice that Derek Fisher, while not the most talented guy in the world, worked really, really, really hard. And that became the basis for their trust, and eventually, their friendship.

Fisher’s main talent was his ability to work really, really, really hard.

Suddenly the world wasn’t quite so lonely for Kobe Bryant. He and Fish began working out together.

In 1999, Phil Jackson and Tex Winter were hired as coaches of the Lakers. Bryant had long dreamed that Winter would one day become his coach, and he had asked me to introduce him to my friend Tex, who was then an assistant coach in Chicago.

As he was preparing to come to Los Angeles, Winter asked me about the Lakers roster. Fisher leapt out from the page. Jackson liked length and athleticism in his guards. Fish was short and earth bound.

“He reminds me of Joe Dumars,” I told Tex and quickly added, “Not as a player. Not skill-wise. As a person. This guy has really got character. And he’s very bright.”

Tex didn’t say much once he got to L.A., except to grumble, “Fisher’s just not a good finisher.”

Which led me to worry for his future.

Somehow, though, Fish stuck around, mostly because of his work ethic and smarts. He embraced the triangle offense and made himself a fine shooter. It’s an offense for smart guys who can shoot.

And, of course, Phil Jackson soon came to discover that Fish had plenty of “length.” It was all in his heart.

I’ve often wondered over the years where Kobe Bryant would have been without Fish. They became deep friends. It’s sort of sweet to call him Bryant’s sidekick.

But Fish was the guy who embraced Bryant’s approach. They shared a vision, a work ethic and an understanding.

It stands to reason that the lowest times for Kobe with the Lakers were the years that Fisher played in Golden State and then Utah. They remained close with many phone conversations.

Bryant really didn’t get on the right track, the Lakers really didn’t get on the right track, until Fisher returned in 2007. It’s not surprising that they’ve made it to the Finals in both years since.

He was just the guy to make the triangle work. Except when he had trouble finishing. Except when his shots weren’t falling. Except when he had trouble defending the screen and roll. Except when he watched younger guards drive right by him.

Fortunately for Fish, fortunately for all of them, Jackson has always trusted old heads and character.

Then came Game 4 the other night. Bryant has done a fine job shouldering the Lakers, the only problem being Bryant’s not as young as he used to be. Like Michael Jordan later in his career, Bryant has reached that point in life where he needs more help from his friends.

Thank goodness, Bryant has friends these days. The greatest grocery guy of them all has learned to fit his ambition in with the team.

That, of course, happened only when the team was lifted to match his ambition.

There, doing the heavy lifting, was his oldest friend. As you’ve heard many times now, Fish had missed all five of his three-pointers prior to hitting those two late huge threes to defeat the Orlando Magic in Game 4.

Both shots came after Bryant gave up the ball and trusted in critical moments of the game. That, in itself, is no small thing.

Both shots went a long way toward guaranteeing that Bryant, that most ambitious of men, will win his fourth NBA title.

Once again I wondered, where would lonely old Kobe Bryant be in this world if not for Derek Fisher?

I’m pretty sure that Bryant, when he lies awake at night overwhelmed by the mystery of it all, wonders the same thing.

 

Roland Lazenby is the author of Mad Game, The NBA Education of Kobe Bryant. His next book, Jerry West, The Life and Legend of a Basketball Icon, is scheduled for release by Random House/ESPN in January.

Jun10

Protecting Kobe From Himself

I have a new blog posted on hoopshype.com.

http://blogs.hoopshype.com/blogs/lazenby/2009/06/10/protecting-kobe-from-himself/

It’s about Bryant and is based on an interview with Lakers assistant coach and longtime Kobe watcher Brian Shaw.

Jun6

NEW BLOG POST ON HOOPSHYPE.COM

http://blogs.hoopshype.com/blogs/lazenby/2009/06/06/its-that-old-zen-again/

Jun4

Twitter Stuff Before Game 1

This is twitter stuff from before Game 1 at the Finals. If you know twitter, you know you should read this from the bottom up, to have it in order. I know, this is more than a bit flaky, but it’s fun too.
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0. lazenbybandwagon, the structure of the offense is a key, the foundation. Then the mental process helps ditch the wacky pressure heaped on players
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0. lazenbyPhil said he lost last two finals because he forgot something. I say he forgot to keep team psychologist George Mumford. Cat is crucial.
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0. lazenbyKobe says he ignored Phil’s junk. At least he tried to. The junk is mostly good. Bron would respond. Frustrated guys always do.
0. bandwagonknick@lazenby Do you think Lebron needs a coach that will test him a little more like Phil? Or are PJ’s psychological tactics overrated?
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0. lazenbyNew name for the team. The Orlando Obamas. They fight thru shit, come back from big deficits, and won’t die easy. lol
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0. lazenbySmoke some bacon? Burn some ass, of course. LeBron on the weakside of the triangle? Murder. Just murder. Get his ass behind the defense.
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0. lazenbyBron now reminds me of Kobe playing for Del Harris. Good coach, unstructured offense. Puts extra pressure on star. System basketball rules!
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0. thagenius@lazenby what exactly does that mean? The smoke some bacon part lol
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0. lazenbyI’d like to see LeBron on the weak side of the triangle offense. He’d smoke some bacon. I know that’s what Tex is thinking too.
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0. bandwagonknick@lazenby Do you think Lebron needs a coach that will test him a little more like Phil? Or are PJ’s psychological tactics overrated?
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0. lazenbyMagic’s 3 pt shooting allows them to break down defenders off the dribble. Will be part of the Lakes headache. Orl will get to the hole.
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0. lazenbyKey will be which bigs find foul trouble first. If Bynum can draw a foul or two early on Howard, that big contract will be worth it.
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0. lazenbyThe Lakes dont have to double Howard to give up the open 3. Magic are great at penetrating and kicking. They’ll break down Lakes some.
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0. lazenbyNo matter how big the lead, Magic have managed to be there at the end. How will that play on Lakers minds after big fold in g4 08 finals?
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0. lazenbyThe key to Magic’s 3 pt shooting is great ball movement. They roll the rock around and get a look. Will Lakes get in passing lanes? Prolly
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0. lazenbyBron now reminds me of Kobe playing for Del Harris. Good coach, unstructured offense. Puts extra pressure on star. System basketball rules!
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0. thagenius@lazenby what exactly does that mean? The smoke some bacon part lol
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0. lazenbyI’d like to see LeBron on the weak side of the triangle offense. He’d smoke some bacon. I know that’s what Tex is thinking too.
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0. lazenbyMagic’s 3 pt shooting allows them to break down defenders off the dribble. Will be part of the Lakes headache. Orl will get to the hole.
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0. lazenbyKey will be which bigs find foul trouble first. If Bynum can draw a foul or two early on Howard, that big contract will be worth it.
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0. kaj33If Lakers double team Dwight, the Magic shooters will be open from the 3 pt line
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0. lazenbyI like how loose Orlando plays, how they come back from big deficits, how they fight thru shit. They score in bunches and won’t die easy
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0. lazenbyI don’t buy this thing is a done deal. Gasol, Bynum & Odom will be tested. So will bench. Can’t wait to watch the match-ups evolve in Gm 1.
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0. lazenbyQuiet hours in Staples before Gm1. Media setting up, Laker girls stretching, arena empty and glistening. Finals plump with anticipation.
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Apr26

Truth Is Usually A Dangerous Concept, But For Tex It Was Natural

Jack Nicholson’s character in “A Few Good Men” was right. Most people can’t handle the truth. Most people are so fearful of the truth, they need to get drunk just to slur a few words of it. If they dare speak the truth, they feel they have to get up on the pulpit and preach it. That’s about the only way they can manage to deliver it. They definitely don’t want to look people in the eye and say what they think.
If Tex Winter ever drank, it wasn’t more than a drop. And the last place you’d ever find him was in a pulpit.

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Feb13

MLB — Madoff League Baseball

If he’s really sorry, he’ll give it all back. Every cent. And not to the self-serving owner of the Texas Rangers.
Alex Rodriquez will give back the money he stole from the fans. They’ve shelled it out every day of the season for years now.
So give it back.
And not just Rodriquez either. All the frauds, Bonds, Clemens, the whole disgusting list. They’re all Bernie Madoff.
And while I’m at it, rip that ankle bracelet off Madoff, haul his ass out of his mansion and take him downtown to the hoosegow. Let him stew where the air smells like piss. And the judge who lets his ass sit there on home arrest? Take his ass to the hoosegow with him.
Put them all in a cell together and require that they play fantasy baseball every day for the rest of their lives with the sorry, phony stats they racked up in order to steal from us.
And the finance geniuses who deviously put together these derivative plans? Take them too.
And Alan Greenspan who championed and defended those derivatives to the very end? Send him with them.
Add the fraudulent criminal bankers with their stolen bonuses too.
Make them give it all back.
And let them stew for a very long time.
Maybe they’ll come to realize how lucky they are. They’re lucky because this isn’t the French Revolution. They’re lucky because we don’t get to watch them squirt on the guillotine.

Feb5

Time For Yet Another Manhood Check

It’s time for another “manhood” check for Phil Jackson’s Lakers team.
Yes, they beat the Celtics in Los Angeles on Christmas day. That has helped Jackson’s young players in dealing with their profound embarrassments of the 2008 championship series against Boston.
But those bad memories linger and will continue to do so.
Here’s the hard part: The Lakers will never put that series behind them unless they win the championship series this year. It would help if they claimed that title with a win over the Celtics. That’s all getting way ahead of the task at hand, of course.
Before they win another title, the Lakers have to emerge from a challenging field in the Western Conference.
Still, that doesn’t set aside the psychology of all this.
You could blame some of this on the six championship losses the Lakers suffered to Bill Russell and the Celtics back in the sixties. But that deep pain really precedes memory for most involved in today’s NBA.
If you want to look to the past for an antecedent to the current Laker mind-set, you have to look no further than 1984. That was the true birth of the woofing and physicality that Kevin Garnett and his current Celtics teammates practice so effectively today.
Specifically, it was Game 3 of the 1984 championship series between the Celtics and the Lakers with the series tied 1-1.
The Lakers had lost a disappointing Game 2 in Boston but quickly recovered back home in the Forum. Magic Johnson had a Finals record 21 assists, and Showtime rolled to a 137-104 win. Bird was outraged at Boston’s flat performance. “We played like a bunch of sissies,” Bird told the media afterward.
Sissies wasn’t the word Bird used when he took up the subject with his teammates.
The next day the Los Angeles papers began touting James Worthy as the series MVP, a development that infuriated the Celtics. None was angrier than Dennis Johnson, who had scored only four points in Game 3. “1 thought I was into the game,” he said, “but Game 3 convinced me I wasn’t. It was a case of getting mentally and physically aggressive.”
Boston Coach K. C. Jones adjusted the Boston defense, switching Dennis Johnson to cover Magic Johnson. Regardless, the Lakers took an early lead and seemed poised to again run off with the game. From the bench, Boston’s M. L. Carr vociferously lobbied for the Celtics to become more physical. Kevin McHale complied in the second quarter when he clotheslined Kurt Rambis on a breakaway, causing, a ruckus under the basket. The incident awakened the Celtics and gave the Lakers reason to pause
Later Riley would call the Celtics “a bunch of thugs.”
This is humorous, of course, because the sequence gave Riley his big idea. When he became coach of the New York Knicks, he employed Dick Harter as his assistant to set up a game of pure thuggery, launching the NBA on a new era of physical play.
But we digress.
Cedric Maxwell and his teammates were overjoyed with the McHale development. “Before Kevin McHale hit Kurt Rambis, the Lakers were just running across the street whenever they wanted,” he said. “Now they stop at the corner, push the button, wait for the light, and Iook both ways.”
Still, Los Angeles held a five-point lead with less than a minute to play in regulation. But Boston’s Robert Parish stole a bad pass from Johnson, and the Laker point guard later missed two key free throws, allowing the Celtics to force an overtime. Late in the extra period, Worthy faced a key free throw. But Carr hooted loudly from the bench that he would miss. Worthy did, and Maxwell stepped up and greeted him with the choke sign. The Celtics vaulted to a 129-125 win to tie the series again and regain the home-court edge. They went on to claim the series and scorch a painful reminder into the Lakers organization about its 1960s humiliation at the hands of the Celtics.
“Cedric Maxwell and M. L. Carr would try to talk you out of your game,” James Worthy told me later. “They’d do a good job of it. They made me mad with the choke signs. I really didn’t say anything, except, ‘Forget you,’ or something like that. But they were good at taunting you and keeping you disoriented.”
And then there was the matter of Bird’s psyche game. “Bird talked as tough as he played,” Worthy told me. “He’d always say, ‘Get down!’ or ‘In your face!’ or ‘You can’t guard me!’ Whatever he could use to throw you off balance. That was his biggest weapon over the years. Back then, when I was young and didn’t know any better, I thought he was a jerk. But after reflecting back, I realized that was just part of his game. He was measuring and analyzing his opponents, and he would do it from the moment he stepped on the floor. In the lay-up line, he’d be looking down there at you, just checking out your tendencies and your mannerisms and your posture. He could tell if your confidence wasn’t right. He could tell. He could sense the vibe. If you came out on him and really didn’t bump him or weren’t aggressive with him, he knew. He knew he had you. If you showed any signs of doubt, you were through with Larry.”
The Lakers can talk about these developments with a chuckle these days. They smacked down the Celtics in Boston to win the 1985 title. Then they did it again for good measure in 1987.
All of that points to the long hard road to sanity for the current edition of the Lakers. They’ve just lost fine young center Andrew Bynum to a knee injury.
They still have match-up issues with Boston.
“I felt that the Celtics were a better team going into the finals,” Lakers great Jerry West told me after last year’s series. “I didn’t feel the Lakers had anyone to cover Paul Pierce. And Boston’s defense was much too good for them.”
Trevor Ariza, L.A.’s promising young defender at the small forward, is just coming back from a concussion suffered in a late January home loss against Charlotte.
Lakers consultant Tex Winter also fretted before the series that the Lakers couldn’t contend with Boston’s physical frontcourt.
Jackson’s Lakers are having to show they can contend with these issues one step at a time. If they’re fortunate, they’ll be able to put the matter to rest for good in June. Tonight is just one more step in that direction.