Lakernoise

If he’s really sorry, he’ll give it all back. Every cent. And not to the self-serving owner of the Texas Rangers.
Alex Rodriquez will give back the money he stole from the fans. They’ve shelled it out every day of the season for years now.
So give it back.
And not just Rodriquez either. All the frauds, Bonds, Clemens, the whole disgusting list. They’re all Bernie Madoff.
And while I’m at it, rip that ankle bracelet off Madoff, haul his ass out of his mansion and take him downtown to the hoosegow. Let him stew where the air smells like piss. And the judge who lets his ass sit there on home arrest? Take his ass to the hoosegow with him.
Put them all in a cell together and require that they play fantasy baseball every day for the rest of their lives with the sorry, phony stats they racked up in order to steal from us.
And the finance geniuses who deviously put together these derivative plans? Take them too.
And Alan Greenspan who championed and defended those derivatives to the very end? Send him with them.
Add the fraudulent criminal bankers with their stolen bonuses too.
Make them give it all back.
And let them stew for a very long time.
Maybe they’ll come to realize how lucky they are. They’re lucky because this isn’t the French Revolution. They’re lucky because we don’t get to watch them squirt on the guillotine.